Monday, May 13, 2013

HASSLER - AMORALITY EP REPRESS / REVIEWS + MORE


Well, I'll be! The repress of the HASSLER - AMORALITY EP has finally arrived! There are 350 of these things and we spruced up the center labels a bit, making them red and yellow. Get em while they last!

Also, here are some reviews for the AMORALITY EP:


- MRR

"Yet another great Canadian band, there seems to be a lot of good stuff going on there, especially in Toronto. Hassler deliver a punch to the face with a hard hitting, relentless hardcore attack which pounds itself into your skull while gruff vocals spew out anger and despair. This has me thinking of bands like Geriatric Unit, Hoax, Fuk and even Negative Approach; there’s a simplicity about the songs that I like, and a powerful sound that’s pretty irresistible. I’m finding that one listen to this record isn’t enough, multiple plays at each sitting is essential. Great stuff." - Suspect Device

"I just reviewed this Ontario band's 7" on Schizophrenic Records in the last blog post and here another 7" platter of unfettered hardcore rage with a hint of Poison Idea in the mix. Same hallmarks--gutteral vocals and a full-bore old school attack. About five years ago, the underrated west coast band Nightstick Justice had something of a similar vibe, especially on their song "Control,"  where their vocalist Jeff bellowed "get the FUCK out of my way!" Sounds like a good idea when this pain train is coming at you. " - Suburban Voice

"Self-described “meat and potatoes Toronto hardcore,” and I ain’t a-gonna argue with ‘em. They go the straight-ahead route instead of pissin’ in the gene pool with outside influences, resulting in a thrash-bang fest that recalls the best moments of Negative Approach and Capitol Punishment." - Razorcake

"Hassler are another Toronto band heavily influenced by NYHC circa 1984-87, that sort of “homeless street kids start a band to play hardcore matinees” vibe that is so easy to romanticize decades later from our little internet portals and Expedits filled with rarities. Even the lyric sheet seems to share Porcell’s handwriting style! With Hassler’s big-mouth vocals, I’m reminded of Boston Strangler too, although not as huge-sounding, more “no frills”. They get super fast on some tracks (“Escape” being the rippingest), but Amorality is mostly geared toward stirring up the pit quickly and effectively. If we were forced to choose one Toronto hardcore group paying their homage to the New York classics, I’d probably still go with Omegas (they’ve just got the sound and image down pat), but Hassler are real good too, and they probably share band members, or at least hang out in the same living rooms together. If you’re trying to bulk up on meat and potatoes, it might be time to add Hassler to your regimen." - Yellow Green Red

In other news, GAS RAG tests have been approved and art has been sent off to the printer so expect tracks like "Abort Them" to be your feel good hit of the summer. In fact, said track can be found here for those who want a sampling of what is to come. MOD SUBS 12" is coming along as well and should be out sometime in the summer as well. MERCY KILLINGS recorded for the upcoming 7", which should be mastered soon. Got a few things in limbo, both new and old, that I can hopefully spread the word on soon. We shall see.

-B.I.R.


Wednesday, April 10, 2013

4/10/13 - KREMLIN - DRUNK IN THE GULAG 12" OUT NOW!



“Drunk in the gulag again!?! This time Kremlin emerge with not only a hangover but the proverbial lightning in a bottle - 10 tracks of insane hardcore punk captured on a four track and released for your listening pleasure on a 45rpm 12inch.

With a variety in song tempo, tone, structure and attention to detail Kremlin have made a real record rather than flog the dead horse of one riff and the same bag of tricks over and over to flex some musical muscle in an attempt to be "punishing" or "brutal" (oh brother!) or hammer home some point of reference. While they owe a debt to the past of classic hardcore punk for their sound this record is truly an addition to the punk cannon and their very own statement to the world. Kremlin re-envision the music of their influences using the old puzzle pieces to make a new picture - UK/European inspired punk riffing with the speed, precision, and sense of rhythm of classic American hardcore.

Kremlin's 4th release (and 2nd vinyl offering) steps back from the brink of insanity and the psychedelic frontiers of last years "Will You Feed Me" 7 inch with a more fleshed out, fully realized version of their sound that is somewhere between the no non-sense sound of their demos, the adventurous mayhem of their 7 inch, and the intensity of their live show.”

-B.C. Rich

There are 150 copies on red vinyl for mailorder customers while they last!

To order a copy of the record, go to http://beachimpedimentrecords.bigcartel.com/

To hear a song from the “DRUNK IN THE GULAG” 12”, go to http://soundcloud.com/beachimpediment

To inquire about wholesale, please contact beachimpediment[at]gmail[dot]com

For more information, go to http://beachimpedimentrecords.blogspot.com/

EUROPEANS: Please order from HARDWARE RECORDS - http://hardware-records.com/

CANADIANS: Please order from BAD VIBRATIONS RECORDS - http://badvibrationsrecords.blogspot.com/

UPDATE: 4/11/13 - All B.I.R. colored copies sold out last night, thanks to everyone who purchased one! If you missed out and still really want a colored copy, you can either go check out KREMLIN at their record release show in Toronto tomorrow night / go see them on tour OR you can contact BAD VIBRATIONS RECORDS and see if they have any leftovers!

The following distros / stores will have copies of the KREMLIN - DRUNK IN THE GULAG 12" in the near future:

FERAL WARD, VIDEO DISEASE, GRAVE MISTAKE, SORRY STATE, VINYL CONFLICT RECORD STORE, FEEL IT, SOCIAL NAPALM, KATORGA WORKS, COWABUNGA, CHIMICHANGA, SOAP AND SPIKES, SCHIZOPHRENIC, VELTED REGNUB, HAVOC / EXTREME NOISE, THE TOTAL END, ARMAGEDDON, TENSION HEAD, INTERPUNK, HONEY CRISP DISTRO, VINYL RITES, TODO DESTRUIDO, and more that are in the works.

And for those that prefer to deal with the big dawgs, EBULLITION, COBRASIDE, and REVHQ have copies en route to them.

I think that does it for now.
Do it big,
-B.I.R.

Monday, April 8, 2013

KREMLIN 12" OUT SOON / UPCOMING RELEASES

Oi,

The KREMLIN 12" has existed for a few weeks now, however shipping was delayed due to a certain white people holiday... UNTIL NOW! These are en route to me and will be in my hands as soon as this week, DAWG willing. STAY TUNED. In the meantime, here's what I have cooking at BIRHQ. Expect these two releases to be out this summer:





BIR-006: MOD SUBS - PRIMITIVE BY TODAY'S STANDARDS 12"

Originally released as a sparsely circulated cassette tape in 1980, BIR is proud to team up with Steady Sounds to revive this once lost recording session by one of the first punk bands to spring out of the former capital of the Confederacy. Members of the MOD SUBS would go on to form Richmond legends WHITE CROSS. In fact, an early version of the song "SUBURBANITE" appears on this recording along with many other originals and a few covers to boot. More info as it develops!



BIR-007: GAS RAG - HUMAN RIGHTS EP

After releasing a stellar demo earlier this year, Chicago's GAS RAG will be returning with a 7" recorded during the same session! 6 tracks of shit kicking hardcore punk bringing to mind the likes of YDI and even CRUCIFIX with a little Midwest flavor thrown in as well, all while brining their own unique goods to the table. East coast / Midwest freaks, be on the lookout for some gigs from these guys this summer, at which you should be able to grab one of these slabs. Familiarize yourself with GAS RAG by listening to the demo here.

And of course there are some other projects in the pipeline as well. While I can't announce them all, here are some teasers:

MERCY KILLINGS 7" - Hardcore songs from some of the suedeheads, idiots, and freakbangers who brought you bands like WASTED TIME, DIRECT CONTROL, COUNTRY BOY KNUCKLES, and some other hot acts.
V/A - HARDCORE: GIMME SOME MORE - the name says it all, go on and fix you a plate! Line up in the works.

HASSLER repress will hopefully be in soon as well. They got a blog now, so peep that shit!

And for all you stores / distros out there, Cobraside will have BIR titles in stock in the near future.

Smell ya later Thatcher,
-B.I.R.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

KREMLIN - EAST COAST / TEJAS / MIDWEST TOUR DATES & HASSLER - AMORALITY UPDATE

Greetings!

First off, come April the lads in KREMLIN will be doing another short excursion through out the select portions of the East Coast, Midwest, and Texas. Copies of the KREMLIN - DRUNK IN THE GULAG 12" will be available for purchase. More info below:


April 20th - New York City - The Acheron w/ Culo, Creem, Missionary
April 21st - Baltimore - K Bar w/ Chaos Destroy, Merciless Game
April 22nd - Raleigh - The Maywood w/ Future Binds, Macht Nichts
April 23rd - Atlanta - 529 w/ Mercenary, Uniform, Gun Outfit?
April 24th - New Orleans - Red House w/ Mea Culpa
April 25th - Houston - East Side Social Center
April 26th - Austin - Holy Moutain w/ Wiccans, Criaturas, Recide, Breakout
April 27th - Denton - Bruisers Dojo w/ Wiccans, more
April 28th - Kansas City - Bad Haus w/ Lumpy and the Dumpers, Dirty Work, No Class, Laugh Boy
April 29th - St Louis - "Bonerville" w/ Bathhouse Boys, Pink Sock
April 30th - Detroit - Jumbo's Bar w/ Roach Clip, SCUM

I will be updating the info above as it is brought to my attention. Be sure to go see them and pick up a copy of the new record! For those that cannot see them, fear not, the record should be out within the next week and a half and information on ordering that will be posted here when the time is right. As noted early on, this will be a split release with our friends at BAD VIBRATIONS RECORDS up in Canada so stay tuned to their blog as well!

The regular version of the HASSLER - AMORALITY EP is SOLD OUT and there are only a few copies left on green vinyl for those interested. Thanks a ton to those who ordered a copy! A small repress will be coming shortly. A couple weekends ago the band played a record release gig in Toronto and someone took it upon themselves to make a music video of sorts involving the song "RETALIATION," see for yourself below:


Also, HASSLER was interviewed for the April, 2013 issue of MAXIMUMROCKNROLL along with an amazing interview with SICKOIDS in which K.O.P. talks about shitting in the parking lot of the old 7-11 we used to frequent in the Devil's Triangle region of Richmond, VA. Pick up a copy so you can get the full scoop / lose some brain cells.

And lastly, HASSLER just made a blog, bookmark that shit so you can keep up with all their shenanigans, ya dig?

Expect more soon, ok?
-B.I.R.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

2/19/13 - HASSLER - AMORALITY EP OUT NOW!



After a plethora of delays the HASSLER - AMORALITY EP is out now!

“Hot on the heels of their 2012 S/T EP released by Schizophrenic Records, Toronto’s HASSLER returns with another slab of knuckle dragging hardcore madness! “AMORALITY” features 5 tracks of harsh meat and potatoes hardcore punk that puts to shame most US bands that even attempt to harness that sound. Each record is housed in a thick glue pocket sleeve along with a cardstock insert, both of which are adorned with tasteful art by the mighty Spoiler. Retaining ferocity while staying memorable and avoiding the various pitfalls of the genre that so many succumb to, Hassler’s AMORALITY EP raises the bar considerably. Featuring current and former members of bands like BRUTAL KNIGHTS, CAREER SUICIDE, TOXIC HOLOCAUST, REPROBATES, and BAD SKIN- these guys know what they’re doing and they do it well. Limited to 500 copies.”

To hear a song from the “AMORALITY EP,” go to http://soundcloud.com/beachimpediment or you can stream the whole record over at Hassler's Bandcamp.
To order individual copies, please go to http://beachimpedimentrecords.bigcartel.com/

For wholesale inquiries, please email beachimpediment[at]gmail[dot]com. Interesting trades will be considered as well

There are 100 copies on translucent green vinyl and the rest are on black vinyl.

Apologies again to all foreign customers for the increased postage rates, this is my first release since that went down and this sucks. I appreciate the orders thus far and will keep you all posted on what overseas distros acquire this record so you can get it cheaper than ordering from America!

The following distros / stores will have copies of the HASSLER - AMORALITY EP in the near future or they already have them: EBULLITION, REVHQ, GRAVE MISTAKE, WARTHOG SPEAK, SORRY STATE, VINYL CONFLICT RECORD STORE, STEADY SOUNDS, CRUCIFICADOS (Germany), VELTED REGNUB, XSENTIENTX (Germany), TENSION HEAD, KANGAROO RECORDS (France), INTERPUNK, 540 RECORDS / END OF AN EAR, FERAL WARD, HAVOC RECORDS, CHIMICHANGA DISTRO, SCHIZOPHRENIC RECORDS (Canada), EVEN WORSE RECORDS / INDEPENDENT OUTLET (The Netherlands), GASMASK RECORDS (Czech Republic), ARMAGEDDON SHOP, and more that are currently in the works.

3/11/13 UPDATE: Down to about 15 copies on color vinyl and the regular version is almost gone as well.
Also, there are a slew of new and restocked distro items like:

MALDITO PAIS - S/T LP
DESPERAT - BORJAN PA SLUTET EP (restock)
DESPERAT - SUICIDE ATTACK EP
KREMLIN - WILL YOU FEED ME? EP (restock)
MFP - S/T EP
HERATYS - S/T LP
PANICO - 1985 EP
CAGED ANIMAL - S/T EP
DEATH CAMP - TEENAGE NIGHTMARE EP
RAW MEAT - DEMO 7"
HEAVY NUKES - ULTRA MEGA RAW EP (restock)

and many more!

HASSLER will be doing a record release show for the AMORALITY EP on Saturday, March 16th:



More info can be found here via the Facebook event for the gig.
That does it for now.

-B.I.R.

Friday, January 11, 2013

DESPERAT EP 2nd PRESS & REVIEWS / 2013 UPDATE

Hey its 2013, alright! First off, the 2nd and final pressing of the US version of the DESPERAT - DEMOKRATI ELLER DIKTATUR? EP has finally arrived!



300 copies on translucent yellow vinyl with a fancy red dust sleeve to boot. Feel free to drop a line if interested in obtaining wholesale copies. Individual copies are available in the webstore. There are also a few recently rediscovered copies of the 1st press limited version up in the store as well for those interested.

Here are some reviews that have popped up thus far:

"Clear, precise, confident, blistering d-beat. Two of these guys played in Mob 47 and Protes Bengt, and it doesn’t seem like they’ve ever slowed down. Jesus, this thing hits hard, about as straightforward as you want, but with enough crag in the guitar to break a tooth on. They come off as a totally earnest, HC-for-the-HC group, and nowhere is that more evident than in opening track “Bandlogga,” which the liner notes describe as a plea for reason with naming your band something crazy and making a logo complex enough to require a Magic Eye Painting level of attention. They slow down once on “Sveriges Största Ljugarbänk,” which dresses down the whole of Swedish Parliament, and they do it on the next to last of these six songs, which is exactly where you’d wanna put it. Totally raging! RECOMMENDED." -Still Single / Doug Mosurock

"Once you read that this band has members of MOB 47 and  WARVICTIMS, you know what you’re about to get before you even drop the needle. I was expecting raw, but this is really fucking raw. It’s everything you could possibly want in raw Swedish punk, including guitar tone that sounds more like a chainsaw than a guitar at times. Did they cut all the bass and mids while cranking up the treble and distortion? Whatever. Either way, all six songs are pure ripping punk that only veterans of the genre could possible pull off without sounding strained or shitty. This 7″ is brutally honest and heartfelt and isn’t looking to gain scene points or make friends. And as much as the music kicked my ass, it’s the lyrics that make this an instant favorite. The first song questions the reasoning behind over te top band names and logos, which gave me a chuckle because it’s become such a shitstorm. Track two is about the documentary Deliver Us From Evil about the catholic priest that molested kids and instead of being held accountable, was just moved from perish to perish. Fucker. Then on to a song about giving in to technology, cell phones in particular, instead on continuing to fight against mainstream culture. Being guilty of this myself, it really made me stop and think. The B side is just as ferocious. I realize I could go on and on, but I’ll just sum it up. Te topics brought up on this side are the fact that we don’t seem to understand that this is the only planet w have and we are totally fucking it up, the Swedish parlament wasting a shit ton of money and space while some people have no place to sleep and nothing to eat and the last track is about how democracy is lost and is just a term thrown around without substance. The lyrics are all in Swedish and have an English summery afterward on a simple photocopied foldout that has a few pictures, band info, contacts and thank yous. This record is short, sweet and to the point. Fucking brilliant." - Profane Existence

"I meant to check out Desperat’s debut LP, but I think it was like $45 new or some ridiculous price like that. Come on guys, we’re supposed to pay big bucks for old hardcore records, not new ones! This new EP comes at a reasonable domestic price, and it’s a wonderful blast of raging political hardcore that ignores the modern trends of noisy, trebly recordings, instead going straight to the gut with a thick studio production. It flies by pretty fast, with killer drumming and a thick wall of bass and guitar, to the point where I no longer have to imagine what it’d sound like if NOFX covered Framtid. Pretty sure these guys are hardcore lifers (either that or they got into it in their late 30s, which has to be impossible) – I appreciate that they still rage with anger and precision, avoiding the many pitfalls of being old dudes in hardcore. Hell, the one guy on the back cover even has a Bart Simpson haircut, which is proof positive that Europeans are second only to the Japanese when it comes to aging gracefully in hardcore." - Yellow Green Red

"The original pressing of this EP by Sweden's Desperat was first released in a criminally limited edition by Sweden's De:Nihil Records, but that version sold out in mere hours, so Virginia's impeccable Beach Impediment Records are here to rectify that problem. Desperat feature members of Mob 47 and Warvictims, and play exactly the kind of vicious Swedish HC you'd expect with a pedigree like that. Forget poser d-beat, this is just straight up raging Swedish HC... essential." - Sorry State

"This Swedish band, with members of the legendary Mob 47 and Warvictims, have several releases already and this is a US pressing of their first 7", from 2011. On the lyric sheet, it says "Once hardcore, always fucking raw hardcore!" And they live up to it--blazing fodder in a classic Swedish vein. No low tunings, just a razor-sharp sound. In addition to the lyrical themes about governmental and religious abuses and environmental destruction, there's also a lament about people being tied to cellphones, with the clever title "Mobilterror," while "Bandlogga" simply states that band names and logos don't need to be so complicated. Yeah, I think these guys know what they're doing." - Suburban Voice

"I liken d-beat to the relationship with your favorite beer: it’s still fucking refreshing no matter how many times you’ve partaken. Desperat are all lifers when it comes to the genre (Mob 47 members!) and from the mayhem exhibited here, they show no signs of tiring, with a sound that so many punks hold dear. Typically, I’d be a little less than enthused with such high production values but I’d be a lying asshole if I said it doesn’t work perfectly here. The cymbal sound is like they’re playing right in front of you; and for that alone, they definitely got their money’s worth. Personal taste disclosure: nobody (besides the mighty Discharge, of course) does it better than the Swedes. So if you’re into Krigshot, Totalitär, and Kvoteringen, then you absolutely need this." - Razorcake

"As a late-1970s porn actress might have casually said, Oh fuck yeah: Desperat, on Demokrati Eller Diktatur?, play hardcore, bare-bones style, and manage to make that work in the here-and-nizzle. That’s rare as hell, and the Tom Araya vocals (in fact one might liken the Desperat sound to that of Slayer’s hardcore-saluting Undisputed Attitude) smear sonic blood all over the trebly guitars and light helpings of bass. As far as current acts go it reminds me of that one-sided White Shit record from a few years yore but without the surreal touch, along with Kyklooppien Sukupuutto 7”, a previous Cerberus treasure. It’s possible I’m merely isolated, but I don’t hear many records like this anymore, totally transcending the good-enough-to-be-a-local-staple-but-not-noteworthy-overall curse that so many hardcore/punk/etc. bands are under (for evidence search old used 7-inch bins dry-er than your grandma’s cooch; you’ll doubtlessly find several also-ran-ish, technically ‘heavy’ records with black jackets) despite the advanced age (we’re talking rock ‘n’ roll years here) of Desperat’s members. Glad this exists." - Tiny Mix Tapes

"Excellent second EP from this group of old Swedes. The dense recording reminds me of the later Avskum stuff without all the stray open notes, but Desperat are straying a little bit further from what they were doing a decade or two ago than those guys. Dee beat indeed, but this doesn’t really need to be considered amongst the drain-clogging deluge of that wave. This is the Hudiksvall sound made a little bit more gruff. A healthy amount of Swedish introspection leads to the lift of a Headcleaners riff on “10.000 Offer” (a song about Catholic pedophiles) to great effect. “Sveriges Största Ljugarbänk” is the tastiest kött on the platter - sounds like Anti-Cimex attempting to write a song for Runnin Riot in 84. Beautiful layout from Umeå’s busiest punk Marcus, who has completely defined what good Swedish punk records look like in the 21st century. A great release, and heartening as usual to see guys from the old guard refuse to Ginn… they’ve done well at making something new and interesting." - Terminal Boredom

The following labels / distros either have copies already or will have them soon enough: EBULLITION, REFUSE RECORDS, RAWMANTIC DISASTERS RECORDS, STATIC SHOCK MUSIK, GUMMOPUNX RECORDS, INTERPUNK, SPHC, PIFIA RECORDS, RAWBY RECORDS, VELTED REGNUB, UNLEASHED NOISE RECORDS, PUNKDISTRO, HARDWARE RECORDS, PAINKILLER, WORLD FUNERAL, and a few more that are in the works.

Onto the future! Up next will be the 2nd EP by Toronto, Ontario's HASSLER. We've hit a few roadblocks due to recutting, rejected test pressings, and other fun things in that vein, but the art is almost complete and we are hoping to have this out later on in the winter. In the meantime, feel free to check out the track "RETALIATION" from the upcoming 7" by clicking here- it's an absolute stomper! You can even get a slight glimpse at the cover art that my favorite Belgian turned French Canadian / Joy Boy did for it.

The KREMLIN 12" is still in production as well and we are hoping to have it out come spring, hopefully in time for the fucking STACKED New York's Alright Fest in April. In case you missed it in a previous post, tracks from said 12" can be heard over here and as we get closer to the release I might try to throw another track on my Soundcloud as well. Sound good? By the way, thanks to everyone who caught them on their brief US excursion back in December! Hopefully you were able to pick up a cassette advance copy of the LP.

On the distro front, be on the lookout for some new stuff and some restocks from the likes of ILEGAL, HEAVY NUKES, RAW MEAT, DESPERAT, INSERVIBLES, MALDITO PAIS, BRUDTE LOFTER, PANICO, PISSHEADS, DEATH CAMP, KREMLIN, CAGED ANIMAL, MFP, and more!

Also, a note to all foreign customers while we are on the distro topic- US postage rates are about to go up real fucking high! So feel free to make some orders between now and the end of January. I will probably take the webstore down for a little while at the end of the month so my caveman ass can figure out the new rates, but from the looks of it all foreign orders will have drastically increased postage. WOMP WOMP WOMMMP!

1/26/13 UPDATE: The webstore has been closed and all orders, both foreign and domestic, have been mailed off. I'll be sure to reopen the webstore once the shipping amounts are updated and I get around to stocking some new distro items.

2/4/13 UPDATE: Webstore is back up along with some new distro items! Again, sorry to all my international folks about the postage price increase. Trust me, I hate it too! Please don't email me complaining about said shipping rates, I didn't set them the USPS did, go bother them about it.

Expect more in the future. Cheers!
-B.I.R.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

KREMLIN - DECEMBER 2012 MIDWEST / EAST COAST DATES (UPDATED)

Hello,

KREMLIN will be gracing select parts of Midwestern and East Coast America with their presence in less than a month. Here are the dates:



Dec. 14th - Toronto - Grunge Pit w/ Skunx
Dec. 15th - Chicago - Albion House w/ Wild Child
Dec. 16th - Cleveland - Now That's Class w/ Bad Noids
Dec. 17th - Pittsburgh - Kopec's w/ Napalm Donut, Drug Lust, Dirty Work
Dec. 18th - Richmond - The Green Room w/ Manic, Blind Ignorance, Devils Hand
Dec. 19th - Philadelphia - Golden Tea House w/ Bastard Deceiver, Backslider
Dec. 20th - NYC - 285 Kent w/ Dawn Of Humans, Creem, La Misma

Catch the gigs or pose hard.

In KREMLIN 12" news, the record has been mastered and is in production. In the meantime, you can hear some of these new songs via the recent Equalizing X Distort show they did:



And the band have also posted three tracks from the 12" on their Soundcloud that can be found here. I'll be sure to add another track to the Beach Impediment Soundcloud in the near future.

Holla,
-BIR